trust no one but yourself.
last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that
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ugh why am I single?
*remembers what I look like*
oh yeah
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how am i supposed to respond to “you’re perfect” when i’m not even close
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